I bet that wasn't obvious to you from my previous postings. Actually, it wasn't obvious to me either until she told me. My old buddy Sarah sent me a nice letter headed "Dear Friend, " asking me for my support. Ol' Moosehunter (as I'm her Friend, I'm sure she won't mind me calling her that) tells me she would be really pleased if I would join the Republican National Committee and give them a couple of thousand bucks out of my unlimited post-crash supply. They need the money because those pesky Democrats with their "fearful and pessimistic mentality" are "set to raise over $1 billion" (her bolding) to "relentlessy flood America's airwaves with their negative and false attacks against our Republican candidates."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the McCain campaign had opted for Federal funding. Shouldn't that preclude he or his co-candidate coming to me with hand out, even if it is for that no-specific-candidate body, the RNC? By the way, exactly how is the RNC going to run ads that don't urge you to vote for a specific candidate? Are there several Republicans running for President? Forgive me, I hadn't noticed.
Well, I hate to disappoint my old Friend Sarah. I'm just too darn fearful and pessimistic to find hope in her "confident, optimistic view of principled, conservative government and opportunity for all." Even if it does mean the "Obama-Biden Democrats" will take "total control of our government."
As for cutting "through the false claims and fearful rhetoric of the [O-B D's]," I'm having trouble identifying same through the din of the "Palin around with the ignorant" mob. And in these dark times, I much prefer fearful to fear-mongering.
Sarah, with Friends like me, you better not quit your day job quite yet.
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